Monday, May 18, 2009

Eat Your Heart Out, Michelle Obama

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Kimberly's arms, we determined, were transformational. Her arms are representative of a new kind of woman: young, strong, vigorous, intelligent, accomplished, an excellent shot, sexual, powerful, embracing and, most of all, loving.

Mother's Day was just last week. Today we should celebrate Kimberly's arms as the arms of a mother. (Her first child was born on this past May 14th.)

1 comment:

pundette said...

Alt. title: "Transform this!"