Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Scientific History Repeating Itself

A couple of archaeologists from our secret basement laboratory, whom we have affectionately nicknamed Henry, Sr. and Indy, recently decided to start a dig under the basement floor. After much careful and precise labor they unearthed these human cranial and mandibular fragments that they dated circa 37,392 years, 4 months, 22 days, 4 hours, 18 minutes, and 53.6258 seconds B.C.:

Using these fossilized fragments one of our lab's leading forensic scientists recreated the visage of its former owner:

From the metacarpal splinters also found in the dig, the lab forensic scientist also was able to recreate the man's comrade:

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