Should Obama Accept His Nobel Peace Prize Now...

or wait until they actually hand it to him?

It is only a matter of time before President Barack Hussein will be receiving the Nobel Peace Prize for bringing peace to the Middle East. Although the desired peace has not yet come to fruition, the President has proceeded farther toward that goal than any human ever has. And there remains only one step to be taken to bring true and lasting peace there.

President Obama has put into motion a brilliant plan. The first two phases have brought the Middle East to the brink of peace and the third will seal the deal.Here are the first two steps summated:

1) "One of the great strengths of the United States, is ... we have a very large Christian population -- we do not consider ourselves a Christian nation..." (And we apologize for our buildings that attacked your citizens who had commandeered those planes on 9/11.)

2) “And one of the points I want to make is, is that if you actually took the number of Muslim Americans, we’d be one of the largest Muslim countries in the world.”

Conservative writers have consulted cold, unfeeling statisticians and claimed that the President's statements are purely bull. They come up with the fact that the United States' population considers itself more that 2/3 Christian and less than 1% Muslim. How can the President hope to get away with such foolishness?

Of course, they never stopped to consider the hearts and minds of the Middle Eastern Muslims who are by now thinking that perhaps America isn't so bad after all and that they should immediately stop all plans for terror attacks there.

But the greatest wisdom of Obama is yet to come. After acceptance of the first two premises, the third will slide right in and complete the peace puzzle.

3) Israel, which is 16% Muslim, is therefore also a Muslim nation.

Immediately all fatwahs and calls to jihad will be recalled because Muslims never fight or attack Muslim nations.

Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions
Golden living dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revalation
And the mind's true liberation

Middle East peace.

Nobel Peace Prize.

Raise your hands and sway. Flick your Bics.

When the caliphate is in Obama's House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the age of Abarryus
The age of Abarryus
Abarryus!
Abarryus!