Sunday, June 28, 2009

Wind Power Would Destroy the Planet

Precise calculations by the scientists in our secret basement laboratory have shown that wind generated electrical power would have several negative unintended consequences for the planet.
1) The overall action by the rotors of wind turbines will alter the rotational velocity of the planet.

2) The planet's axis around which it rotates will be changed.

3) The Earth's orbit will by altered sending the planet careening toward the sun.
Hey, it's probably better science than what's going around Washington these days.


Deuce Geary said...

Don't worry, they'll never get built. I don't have a link for you, but the Wall Street Journal had a piece a couple of months ago about how environmentalists are suing to stop the building of the transmission lines needed to bring the power from whatever godforsaken windswept plain the windmills generate it at to where people can actually use it.

Gotta love 'em!

Lindsay said...

It also kills seagulls and bats too!