Blue Dogs Piss on Pelosi's Leg

And Tell Her It's Raining

I remember to this day,
When Pelosi lead the way,
And how it stuck within our craws.
After the ObamaCare slime,
The voters at home made us say, 'No!'
Angry e-mails told me so.
Oh how I wish
I can get back to Washington one more time.

Me and you and a dog named Blue.
Travellin' and livin' off your taxes.
Me and you and a dog named Blue
How I love driving a free Lexus.
(Apologies to Lobo.)