Friday, July 17, 2009
North Korean Test Missile Strikes Wisconsin Home
A North Korean missile struck a home near Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin, this afternoon, but failed to totally detonate its warhead. The prototype 'Oscar Mayer Jong Il' intercontinental ballistic missile spewed ketchup all over the place, but was not able to contaminate Racine County with its radioactive kimchi relish. The Obama administration blamed the homeowner, Nick Krupp, and his family for their anti-Asian whiteness. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton asked that the North Koreans forgive our arrogance and to please not do it again as the Krupp family is about to become very large taxpayers.
(AP Photo/Journal Times, Tom McCauley)