Is Maureen Dowd an Arab Plant?

I am not a doctor although I could play one at a town hall meeting. So while reading this technical article over on The Other McCain I had a great deal of trouble understanding the medical terminology.

With Dorland's Medical Dictionary at my side, I endeavored to persevere and understand the important information that the article conveyed. To the best of my knowledge Dr. McCain was diagnosing and explaining the prognosis of Maureen Dowd's camel toe gone awandering in a desert.

I didn't even know that Maureen Dowd was Arab, but I think the astute Dr. McCain prescribed a closet full of burqas and complete silence while MoDo actually listened to what someone else had to say.

I could easily be wrong in my interpretation of the science involved but my intuition says, "Eureka! By Jove, I think he's got it!"