Angry Gadhafi Demands That His Son Rename Swine Flu as Jew Flu

Libyan Chief Moammar Gadhafi was visibly agitated by the knowledge that the United States developed the Swine Flu strain as a weapon to use against his people. He demanded that his son, Barack Obama, change its name to the Jew Flu to encourage his people to fight harder against all infidels.

During his speech before the U.N. General Assembly, Gadhafi often leaned over to ask a question of a colleague, duck slightly, and look up toward the sky. The question was finally interpreted as "Reagan is still dead, right?"

I did find one positive suggestion in Gadhafi's eloquent speech; that the United Nations Headquarters be moved to someplace more comfortable. I think he was fearful that Tea Party protesters might bear signs that make fun of him and march before his tent... Or steal his camel.