TEGUCIGALPA -- It's been 89 days since Manuel Zelaya was booted from power. He's sleeping on chairs, and he claims his throat is sore from toxic gases and "Israeli mercenaries'' are torturing him with high-frequency radiation.One anonymous source in the Administration stated:
Manuel Zelaya has now been thoroughly vetted and has been proven fit for an important czar position.Israeli sources:
Israeli government sources in Miami said they could not confirm the presence of any "Israelis mercenaries'' in Honduras.Nod, nod, wink, wink.
(H.T. Legal Insurrection.)