Friday, September 25, 2009

The Grandpa John's Childrens' Chorus

OK, kids, if you do this well you will each get your dose of anti-flu medicine. What? Yes, Cole, more brandy.

Mm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

He said that all must lend a hand
So he emptied Daddy's wallet again
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

He said we must be fair today
Slavish work for little pay
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Hugo Rafael Chavez

He said that we must take a stand
To give Grandpa's good death a hand
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

He said red, yellow, black or white
Will be divided to make them fight
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Fidel Alejandro Castro

Mmm, mmm, mm
Barack Hussein Obama

Good, except it's Grandma, not Grandpa! Okay, now for the flip side... A won, a two, a three...

Hello, Mr. President we honor you today!
For all your great accomplishments, we all doth say "hooray!"

Hooray, Mr. President! You're number one!
The first black Carter-oid to lead this great nation!

Hooray, Mr. President we honor your great plans
To make this country more communist again!

Hooray Mr. President, you really give a tickle!
And we stand for all the Liberals under the great hammer and sickle!

So continue ---- Mr. President we know you'll do the trick
So here's a hearty hip-hooray ----

Hip, hip hooray!
Hip, hip hooray!
Hip, hip hooray!

Great job, kiddoes! C'mere and get your medicine!

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