Monday, September 28, 2009

Troglo & AllahPundits All Wet

Both the TrogloPundit & AllahPundit have made mistakes in reasoning concerning the IOC's choice for the host of the 2016 Summer Olympics. They seem to reason that since Obama is going to Copenhagen to 'lobby' for Chicago as the pick, it really means that Chicago has already been chosen. Although this may sound like logical thinking to some of the less erudite among the blogosphere, it does not fit reality.

A couple of hackers in our secret basement laboratory have 'visited' the computer that controls President Obama's teleprompter. What they found is telling. When the President makes his pitch on behalf of Chicago he will downplay the value of winning the bid by saying,
I'm always worried about using the word 'victory,' because, you know, it invokes this notion of Emperor Hirohito coming down and signing a surrender to MacArthur.[...]

In the same vein we will demand that gold, silver, and bronze medals traditionally given to the first three places be replaced by pink 'participation ribbons' given equally to all competitors.[...]

We do not believe in individual exceptionalism nor in unshared merit.[...]

We will hire ACORN to prepare the city of Chicago and contract SEIU and William Ayers to provide security.[...]

The Reverend Jeremiah Wright will give the invocation.[...]

Tony Rezko will be in charge of athlete's housing.[...]

Mayor Richard Daley will select the judges.[...]

I apologize in advance for any American successes.[...]
Congratulations, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Prepare for the 2016 Summer Olympics well.

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