Obama Awarded Dada Prize

The Dada Institute, located at the Cafe Voltaire in Zurich, Switzerland, has awarded American President Barack Obama with its highest award, The Dada Prize for Disgustability.

The prize is awarded semi-wheneverly for irrationality and negation of traditional values.

President Obama has lost confidence in Western culture. He strives audaciously for everything traditionally American to be demolished. He hopes to begin again after the newly legislated "tabula rasa". He bitch-slaps common sense, public opinion, education, institutions, and good taste, in short, the whole prevailing order.

The President's ObamaCare Plan

No, wait. It's his Cap & Trade Plan.
Errr... No, I think it's his Afghanistan Policy.
Or maybe it's an arugula recipe.