As the modern-modern-modern scientific paradigm came into vogue with the man-made global warming scientific data manipulating techniques, we have adjusted our products to keep the tills filling.
Other corporations and manufacturers have had difficulties. The oil companies are constantly under fire. Two-thirds of the American automobile manufacturers are government owned or controlled. Even the pet food industry is soon to take the hit.
We here at Burrina have rolled with the punches. No one has yet dared claim 'Drisophila melanogaster caused global warming.' And with the onslaught of data massage techniques we have developed the new hot brand for geneticists using AGW scientific principles:
"'GETTING THE DATA THAT YOU'VE PREDETERMINED' Formula"
It is now our top seller!