With the Mid-Atlantic states being buried under several feet of snow, many have been asking, "Where's Al Gore?" He really does seem to be A.W.O.L.
Everyone should know by now that Al Gore has dedicated his life to saving the Earth. A little snow will not deter Mr. Gore. "Neither snow nor ice nor sub-zero temperatures will stay this heroic savior from the swift completion of his appointed collection of cash for carbon credits."
Al Gore has been busy working on his new autobiographical magazine, The Saturday Evening Hoax.