What Al Gore Has Been Up To

With the Mid-Atlantic states being buried under several feet of snow, many have been asking, "Where's Al Gore?" He really does seem to be A.W.O.L.

Everyone should know by now that Al Gore has dedicated his life to saving the Earth. A little snow will not deter Mr. Gore. "Neither snow nor ice nor sub-zero temperatures will stay this heroic savior from the swift completion of his appointed collection of cash for carbon credits."

Al Gore has been busy working on his new autobiographical magazine, The Saturday Evening Hoax.

Our Hero Has Slowed Global Warming

Nobelist, Oscar, Pulitzer, Medal of Honor, and Pillsbury Bake-Off winner, Al Gore pulled into Washington, D.C. on this beautiful, sunny February day. His 'Save the Earth, Stop Global Warming' bus caravan was greeted by tens of thousands of enthusiastic supporters all hoping to catch a glimpse of this planetary hero.