What if Eric Holder and his team had been involved in the prosecution of other infamous criminal trials?
Jeffery Dahmer- Convicted of improper storage and preparation of meat.That's a 100% conviction rate. What more could we ask for in an attorney general?
John Wayne Gacy- Guilty of practicing clowndom without a license.
Richard Speck- Convicted of practicing surgery without a license.
Ed Gein- Guilty of unsafe funiture construction.
Colin Ferguson- Convicted of illegally carrying a Ruger P89 9mm.
Susan Smith- Inattentive driving.
Charles Manson- Illegally changing Lynette's name to Squeaky.
David Berkowitz- Falsely claiming that his father's name was Sam.
Ted Bundy- Illegally hitchhiking across state lines.
Richard Ramirez- Breaking and entering.
Dennis Rader- Aggravated littering.
Jim Jones- Unlicensed Kool-Aid sales.