Tuesday, November 09, 2010

TOTUS Interview, Part II

A short time ago our secret basement laboratory computer geeks hacked into TOTUS for some inside scoop into the thoughts of POTUS. It turns out that TOTUS is actually quite gregarious and we are now Screenbook friends and communicate regularly.

We chatted with TOTUS this evening and found out some things that POTUS wanted to say while trippin' in India. Here is a portion of what POTUS was thinking during one of his trademark 'America sucks' speeches there:
Ladies and gentlemen,

Most of the world may know of my great admiration for European style Socialism, but very few understand my great love for historic Indian Hinduism. While the unwashed masses may amuse themselves with questions of my religious preferences in respect to Christianity and Islam, they entirely overlook my Hindu faith.

My vision for America includes implementation of your ancient caste system. I, of course, am the only American Brahmin, but I am surrounded and supported by many loyal Ksatriyas. We are working hard to control the Vaisyas of all forms and have great support of union Sudras. Unfortunately in America, however, the Untouchables have a vote and crushed us in the last election.

Blah, blah, blah... yadda, yadda, yadda... (TOTUS has a wonderful sense of humor.)

Thank you very much for your understandable worship and adoration.
TOTUS Screenbook profile:
Cheeky electronic monkey!

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