Although New York Rep. Anthony Weiner (D) continues to refuse to resign, pressure mounts among Democrats for him to do just that.
In order to find a reasonable resolution and bring serenity back to the Democrat Party, Nobelist President Obama is rumored to consider offering a czar position to Rep. Weiner in exchange for his resignation. The President will offer the Wiener Czar post to Rep. Weiner. His duties will include the harassment of corporations such as Wisconsin's Johnsonville Brats for employing persons that supported Scott Walker for Governor of that state. He will also be charged with monitoring the quality of 'wiener shots' sent via Twitter.
President Obama truly is the smartest man in the rubber room.