Deep in the smoke-filled bowels of primary campaign headquarters things are starting to get down and dirty. Newly minted Michele Bachmann campaign manager/consultant, Ed Rollins rabbit punched possible candidate Sarah Palin, claiming that 'she has not been serious over the last couple of years.'
Likewise, as you know, the Burri/Burri campaign kicked off last September:
As our very large brained campaign committee viewed the growing list of Republican candidates entering the race, none have yet been considered a threat... except perhaps one... a Virginian named Paco.
Knowing that Paco will be big trouble in the Republican primary, our strategists decided that we must act and hit 'im hard. Our investigation of Paco gave us some usable insider information: