Friday, August 05, 2011

I Got This Fairy in a Headlock...


I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

(Stolen from Commonsense and Wonder who stole it from someone else.)

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