Friday, August 05, 2011

Just Received a Notice from an Old Army Buddy

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IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAILS CONCERNING MY DOG

Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog who mauled 6 illegals wearing Obama t-shirts, 4 Democrats wearing Pelosi t-shirts, 2 rappers, 10 Walker Stalker protesters, 5 phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, 9 Idiots with pants hanging down past their cracks, 8 customer service desk people speaking in broken English, and 3 flag burners.

FOR THE LAST TIME...MY DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!

(Pat was hoping for the pick of his next litter.)

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