Thursday, September 01, 2011

If the Federal Government Ran the Olympics

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Here is a photo of Usain Bolt winning the 200 meter sprint finals in the 2008 Beijing Olympics:


Here is a picture of Usain Bolt winning the 200 meter sprint finals of the Federal Government Regulatory Olympics:


Although Bolt won the event in the world record time of 1 hour, 27 minutes, and 31.59 seconds, he was disqualified when one of his pitons injured an endangered Maldavian Mountain Cockroach during the sprint.



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