Trouble in the Smitty Household?

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Is the littlest blogger going to give his dad a run for his money?

The Department of the Navy's investigation is underway.

For Those of You Who Think Democrats and Republicans Are Equally Crappy

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Medical Practice Shows an Important Difference

For patients with chronic Clostridium difficile G.I. infections, fecal transplants have proven effective in healing the culture.

Shame! Shame! Shame! It's Working.

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Recall Walker!

We want a return to billions in deficit, higher taxes, and to laying off thousands of public employees!

From It's Working!

I Answer the President's Call

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ART WORKS: A Poster Contest to Support American Jobs

Call for Submissions:
The Obama campaign is seeking poster submissions from artists and designers across the country to convey why we support President Obama's plan to create jobs now, and why we'll re-elect him to continue fighting for jobs for the next four years. You can make your poster about that broad theme, or focus on a specific aspect: why we've got to rebuild and modernize our roads and bridges, help veterans find work once they've returned home from service, support the small businesses that are the engine of our economy, make sure teachers can stay in their classrooms, and so on.

The posters should include the words from one of the suggested slogans below or visually interpret the concepts they represent.

The campaign will choose 12 finalists once the submission period closes on November 4, 2011, then put the finalists to a vote.

Finalists will be chosen based on the following criteria:
•Adherence to stated theme: Why you support President Obama's plan to create jobs now and his re-election campaign to continue fighting for jobs for the next four years.
•Appropriateness of tone: Conveying determination and strength
•Creativity and aesthetics
•Quality of workmanship

Three winners will get a framed print of their poster signed by President Obama and a limited edition of their poster will be sold in the campaign store with proceeds benefiting the campaign.

Here is my submission:

(H.T. The Lonely Conservative via The Daily Caller.)

Occupy!

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Zee Plane! Zee Plane!

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63 year old Jane Doe (name not released as of yet) was driving down South 12th Street in the quiet Wisconsin village named Watertown. It was early afternoon and the traffic was light. Ms. Doe checked her rear view mirror... and quickly checked it again:

A single engine Piper aircraft was not only tailgating... but gaining... fast!

Ms. Doe was unhurt. The pilot and passenger were also unhurt.

Just a regular October afternoon in sleepy little Watertown.

Halloween Costume Preview

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Hunter Coulda Been a Contenda!

Adam chose not to dress up this evening.

"Get that wooden stake away from me!"

Izzy... or should I say Barbie?

The Sour Grapes of Wrath

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Back in the 1940's when Stalin showed the film Grapes of Wrath to the Soviet people as proof of the evils of capitalism, his attempt at propaganda failed. The Soviet people where most of all struck that even the poor in America had vehicles.

Oleg Atbashian, the proprietor of The People's Cube and former resident of the U.S.S.R. has developed six contradictions of Socialist American thought that can well be applied to the Wall Street Occupation.

1) America is capitalist and greedy yet half of the population is subsidized.

2) Half of the population is subsidized yet they think they are victims.

3) They think they are victims yet their representatives run the government.

4) Their representatives run the government yet the poor keep getting poorer.

5) The poor keep getting poorer yet they have things that people in other countries can only dream about.

6) They have things that people in other countries can only dream about yet they want America to be more like those other countries.

Do We Need Another Hoover?

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"How many times to I gotta tell ya, Linda? Pick up the big stuff off of the floor before you vacuum!"

Uganda- No More Blood for...

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You will remember that during both Persian Gulf wars, protesters denounced them as 'Blood for Oil' since the Gulf region is oil rich and both George Bush (41) and Bush (43) were involved in the oil business in their pasts.

Now we have gotten involved militarily in Uganda so I expect the protesters' signs will change only slightly in that Uganda is a poverty rich region and Barack Obama was in the community organizer business in his past.

Mr. Obamachev, Tear Down This Wall

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Jesse Jackson, Jr.: "Mr. President, to deal with this jobs crisis you must suspend the Constitution and use your extra-constitutional super powers."

President Obama: "Uhhh... constitution?"

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Obama Administration Responds to Iranian Assassination Attempt

Decisively

Mt. Rushmore Is So High That You Can Even See the Back From Canada

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That is something I did not know, but here a telescopic photo taken from a hilltop near Regina, Saskatchewan:

UPDATE: We have been contacted by a group of geologists and geographers from South Dakota. They told us that the entire Mt. Rushmore landform is actually two geographic features together. The front is still termed Mt. Rushmore while the back is more accurately termed Seymour Butte.

The Proverbial Mountain Biker as U.S. Economy Analogy

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And Obama/Democrats as Red Hartebeest

John Donnelly's Gold

A Novel by Brian J. Noggle

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Four twenty-somethings, talented, but immature, are washed out during corporate downsizing. Their dreams go down the drain with it. Instead of participating in an Occupy St. Louis protest, they decide to directly seek revenge on their boss and his most prized possession.

He froze, keys half sorted in his hand, when he heard a sudden arrhythmic ticking.

"What's that?" he said.

"It came from this closet," Kevin said. He'd heard it, too, like water dripping. Perhaps John Donnelly had left something leaking in the closet, or exposed water pipes were condensing, or something. He opened the door.

"Don't open that!" Robert said, and it was too late.

Kevin saw it wasn't a closet, but the basement steps; they went down to the right. The ticking increased as the light chased the shadows from the top of the stairs. A low growl started, and Kevin leapt backwards from the doorway, brushing the island and jamming steel into his back. Kevin wrapped his hands around the butt of the pistol and regained his balance even as the snarling dog reached the top step and turned on him.

He pointed the gun at the white blur as it reached his feet and pawed and gnashed at his ankles...

Kevin pulled the trigger...

"Good work. You have successfully killed the savage Bichon Frise, ..."

"You shot John Donnelly's dog in the middle of John Donnelly's kitchen."

PETA has been notified and should be showing up at Brian J. Noggle's door any time now.

John Donnelly's Gold is Mr. Noggle's first novel. It was a very enjoyable read and gives some interesting observations into the human nature of today's twenty-somethings.

Thank you, Brian.

(John Donnelly's Gold)

Unfortunately, One Protester Was a Mathematician

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Neighborhood Window Sign Battle

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I placed this small sign in the back window of my truck:

'Recall all you want- We'll re-elect Walker'

This morning I found this covering it:

So I fixed it!

Progressivism- A Religion of Peace

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It's Time to Roseanne the Wealthy

“It’s time to tax the millionaires!” reads the email, according to WTEN in Albany. “If you don’t, I’m going to pay a visit with my carbine to one of those tech companies you are so proud of and shoot every spoiled Ivy League [expletive] I can find.”[...]

“How hard is it for us to stake out one of the obvious access roads to some tech company, tail an employee home and toss a liquor bottle full of flaming gasoline through their nice picture window into their cute house,”

UPDATE: Fast and Furious Arms Bears Fans.

(H.T. The Lonely Conservative.)

Visiting Walmart

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Michelle Obama's secret visit to Target the other day received a lot of attention.

You see, the President and the First Lady are just like us and not at all elitist. I get the feeling, however, that the President's polling didn't show any bump in popularity for the White House couple.

I visited Walmart the other day and...

I'm not sure but, judging from the style and overall appearance...

Paul Ryan Interview on Uncommon Knowledge, Part 1

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Here. The following 4 sessions will be released during the rest of the week.

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Barncat Jones

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Barncat Jones... Why this name?

When I was little, Momma made me sleep in the barn because my socks smelled so bad. That's where the "barn" part came from. The "cat" part is based on ... well, something very sad in my background. Before Daddy got into the moonshine business, our family was poor. So poor that we couldn't even afford a bathroom or outhouse. The whole family had to use a litter box. So all the kids at school laughed and called me "Barncat." That is, until I got kicked out of school for threatening to kill them all.

Do you play live?

No, no, I don't play any gigs. The authorities don't let me out of the house with the ankle bracelet on.

And don't miss 'Barack Obama Voters, in their own Words.'

(H.T. BigFurHat.)

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Wisconsin- 110, Arizona+Colorado+Nebraska- 45

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Brewers 4, Arizona 1

Brewers 9, Arizona 4

Badgers 48, Nebraska 17

Packers 49, Broncos 23