Occupy Mr. Gonad's Neighborhood

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Former CNN executive, Bob Furnad, leaves dog poop in his neighbor's mailbox.

In Mr. Gonad's defense, he didn't light it on fire, ring the doorbell, and run away.

Although the story doesn't specifically mention it, I expect the occupants of the house are a gay couple, making this a homophobic hate crime.

If the mail carrier would have found it and handled it first, would it have been a federal crime? Postage due-due?

Once a CNN executive, always a CNN executive.

(H.T. Ed Driscoll.)