Former CNN executive, Bob Furnad, leaves dog poop in his neighbor's mailbox.
Although the story doesn't specifically mention it, I expect the occupants of the house are a gay couple, making this a homophobic hate crime.
If the mail carrier would have found it and handled it first, would it have been a federal crime? Postage due-due?
Once a CNN executive, always a CNN executive.
(H.T. Ed Driscoll.)