The troubles with the ObamaCare website are well documented. Of course, the right wing is blaming President Obama, HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius, and her brilliant team of website creators. But we here at Grandpa John's have discovered that, just like the JFK assassination, this debacle was caused by the Tea Party.
As you may or may not know, the Obama Administration has chosen to run the ObamaCare website using only power created by carbon-lite wind power. It is here that the insidious Tea Party have made their attack to discredit this administration and hold American health care hostage.
The following photographs show the problem and its ultimate cause...
The eagle was brainwashed by Senator Ted Cruz to believe that these wind turbines were responsible for the deaths of thousands of raptor relatives and trained to bomb the wind mills.