Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Steve

Lance: Homo erectus? Didn't he go to Massachusetts to marry Homo australoprickecus?

Jack: The 9/11 terrorist murderers have moral equivalence with Mother Theresa? No, one is positive and one is negative? Where'd those terms derive substance? It's what you grew up with? Someone won't like you or hurt you if'n you don't ascribe? A continuation of primitive taboos invented to explain why Gork was stomped by a Mastodon? (Although Uncle Schragon said he tasted pretty decent-- kinda like pterodactyl) 'But, Mom, everyone else does!' 'No, Son, the de Sades don't, and they are the most logically consistent humanists we know.' Ex nihilo. OK.

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