I Am Outraged
I am preparing for the upcoming offensive onslaught of insensitivity. On or around March 17th dullards will approach me with the callous greeting, "Happy St. Patrick's Day." How rude can one be? Don't they understand that celebrating the life of an oppressive Christian missionary offends the sensibilities of non-Christians?
I propose that we all just say, "Happy Holiday" and then drink until we puke. I'm sure Mr. Patrick would be satisfied with that. Remember... no green anything allowed in the public schools that day.