I have never actually seen a whole episode of 'Survivor', but I can imagine that it is much like Grandpa John's. However, I don't remember voting any of the other contributors off the blog, nor do I remember anyone's keyboard being doused.
On the bright side, though, this is the first year that I have actually followed through on a New Year's resolution. I resolved on New Year's Day to put up more posts on this blog than Grandpa John, Todd, or Lance this year. Things are lookin' good. What will power! I feel that I deserve my high self-esteem.