When Colie acts the little terror, we lock him up in our little version of Abu Ghraib. We make him wear underwear on his head and let the dog nearly lick his face off:
Our Hip War on Terror
It's usually not very long before he is running around naked as well.
In some circles, the headgear above is called a 'do-rag'. However, we call this fashion statement 'Colie's poo-rag'.