Quotable Potables

Wicked Thoughts must have been channeling Badger Blog Alliance contributors:

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.--Ernest Hemmingway

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.--Henny Youngman

People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.--Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.--Dave Barry

I drink to make other people interesting.--George Jean Nathan

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.--Dean Martin