Pelosi Pushes to Condemn Turkey

Washington- Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, pressed members of her party to vote to condemn Turkey for its participation in the death and severe affliction of hundreds of thousands among its population.

"According to the CDC more than 100,000 people were afflicted or killed by Turkey over a period of 2 1/2 years. This genocide was introduced to the population by the widespread infection of Salmonella enteritidis. With the Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays quickly coming up, it is incumbent upon this House to protect the ignorant American populace from the ravages of this mishandled or undercooked fowl devil."

Turkey producers Butterball and Jenny-O immediately recalled their PAC money from Washington.