Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat... Presto!
Texas Cowboy Bootery
No doubt about it. I gotta get another hat!
I used to officiate high school basketball in the Bay City area regularly. I would lecture the kids to flush their steroids and play clean. I suspect that my brilliant rhetoric caused many of them to respond positively. The 13 foot gator, however, did not heed my advice. (The gator is nicknamed, 'Roger Clemens.')