Saturday, March 01, 2008

Watching Marquette play Georgetown today...

...and I can't help wondering who designed those uniforms:

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?

1 comment:

Steve Burri said...

Lance, you Luddite.

These uniforms were designed by Marquette researchers and are of the highest cutting edge technology.

The black axillary stripe is loaded with digital sensors. The yellow and blue inferior stripes act as meters to allow the coaching staff to 'read' the individual player's fitness for play at any specific time.

It has been credited with 4 to 5 victories this season alone.

Come to think of it... the head researcher WAS gay with a 'lazy' eye!