“We make men without chests and we expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and we are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful."- C.S. Lewis in The Abolition of Man
Saturday, March 01, 2008
Watching Marquette play Georgetown today...
...and I can't help wondering who designed those uniforms:
These uniforms were designed by Marquette researchers and are of the highest cutting edge technology.
The black axillary stripe is loaded with digital sensors. The yellow and blue inferior stripes act as meters to allow the coaching staff to 'read' the individual player's fitness for play at any specific time.
It has been credited with 4 to 5 victories this season alone.
Come to think of it... the head researcher WAS gay with a 'lazy' eye!
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Lance, you Luddite.
These uniforms were designed by Marquette researchers and are of the highest cutting edge technology.
The black axillary stripe is loaded with digital sensors. The yellow and blue inferior stripes act as meters to allow the coaching staff to 'read' the individual player's fitness for play at any specific time.
It has been credited with 4 to 5 victories this season alone.
Come to think of it... the head researcher WAS gay with a 'lazy' eye!
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