Today at 10:30 CST, Manchester United and Chelsea square off in the first all-English European Champions League soccer final.
Cold War Redux
All-English, indeed. Soccer, ha!
This championship match pits Manchester United owner, Malcolm Glazer from Tampa, Florida (also the owner of the T.B. Buccaneers), against Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich, owner of Chelsea.
We shall dub the contest, 'Manchester United States versus Chelski'. World domination is at stake.
UPDATE: Man-U wins on penalty kicks... USA! USA!