The Youth Vote
Oh, wowww, man. Yeah, dude, I'm votin' for Barack Hussein O'bong-a for president of the world, man. Next Wednesday, right?
It's just kinda a bummer that he wants to outlaw water pipes, man. The dude says that smokin' outta them pollutes the water in the pipe, man. I can dig it, though, man. I don't want to kill the planet or the arugula, man. Far out and solid, duuude. It wouldn't be groovy, man.
Uhhh... what was I talking about, man?
(Photo from The Patriot Room, but I don't think it's Bill Dupray himself, though, man.)
4 comments:
Is it safe to assume this was you at one point in your life, Steve?
But, but... Sam, why didn't you assume that I learned that from Todd and Lance?
The short answer, though, is 'yes.'
Because Lance and Todd don't claim to be former hippie drug-using socialists in their Blogger profiles (and because I've known them my whole life).
I do appreciate your honesty.
I'm pretty sure bong-water is good for arugula.
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