John Kerry: Stupid Voters!

I might have more bumper stickers this year than your average moonbat Liberal!

Little Roes v. Hades

The Supreme Court ruled today in the matter of ACORN/S.E.I.U. v. Constitutional Republic. In a 5-4 vote, the ruling allows for the registration and voting of the dead.

The majority opinion included the following points:

-Using the principle of stare decisis, the court concurred with CHURCH OF THE HOLY TRINITY V. UNITED STATES, 143 U. S. 457 (1892) stating that '...These, and many other matters which might be noticed, add a volume of unofficial declarations to the mass of organic utterances that this is a Christian nation.'

-Christians believe in life after death.

-The dead have their estates heavily taxed.

-Therefore, it is the ruling of this court that the dead may not be denied voting rights.

The dissenting opinion written by Justice Clarence Thomas had but two short points:

1) Buy more ammo.

2) Wolverines!

Immediately after the ruling was handed down, President Obama announced the formation of the 'Cross Over Voting Commission' to be headed by Co-Czars, Senator, Vice Presidential candidate, attorney, fetal channeler, John Edwards and psychic medium John Edward. They will be charged with the task of registering the willing dead and discerning their voting choices.

And since the Democrat 111th U.S. Congress is experiencing its death throes and the Obama Administration is terminal...

Don't Jump to Conclusions

Sign at the front gate of a local business:

We prefer to serve Al-Qaeda freedom fighters before Americans.

I'm just going to drive in there and give them a piece of my mind.

Never mind!

(H.T. Wicked Thoughts.)

Most Excellent Bumper Sticker Idea, etc.

Everyday, No Days Off - Gun Blog posts a lot of very intersting stuff. Even though he has me majorly outgunned, I'm gonna steal a few images from him. (Besides, he stole some of this from somebody else.)

COEXIST:

I prefer the second sticker since I own a Taurus, but not a Glock.

ADDED:

(I'm trying to show my Paquismo!)

Since I own a Ruger, but not a Beretta.

Here are a couple other images:

A new Swiss postage stamp:

Found in a fortune cookie:

(H.T.'s for bumper sticker to Fishersville Mike from Legal Insurrection.)

Selecting the Right Bathroom

While drinking coffee in a new restaurant this morning, I got up to go to the bathroom. As I walked into the hall where the bathrooms were located, I noticed that there were 3 doors.

The first:

A short distance farther, the second:

As I was completing my business transaction there, I began to wonder why there were 3 bathroom doors. So before returning to my coffee, my curiosity directed me to explore the deeper meaning of this.

At the end of the hall, the third door:

'What was behind door number three?' I questioned to myself. So I very slowly and quietly opened this door just enough to peek inside and see what I could see. The room was dimly lit, but I could still see 5 rough looking men inside. Three of them wore S.E.I.U. t-shirts and the other two sported New Black Panther Party uniforms. On a large table lay a goodly pile of wallets and purses as well as several very large stacks of absentee ballots already filled out.

I closed the door as quietly as I could and walked back into the restaurant's dining room. Not being invited, I, like Forrest Gump, didn't really want to ruin their Black Panther party. I would wait 'til November for that.

Throwing Crap on the Wall and Seeing if Anything Sticks

Here's what is going to stick:

Senator Kerry Calls for Troop Build Up in Iraq

Senator John Kerry:

"You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make and effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." (Oct. 30, 2006)

Apparently, Senator Kerry is now pressing for another surge in Iraq:

“We have an electorate that doesn’t always pay that much attention to what’s going on so people are influenced by a simple slogan rather than the facts or the truth or what’s happening.” (Sept. 24, 2010)

(Well, no wonder Christine O'Donnell spoke out against masturbation!)

  D'OH!

(H.T. Michelle Malkin.)

National Denounce Lisa Murkowski Day

It is early Saturday morning. I have stayed up late celebrating National Denounce Lisa Murkowski's Eve. As the clock struck 12 midnight the confetti and balloons fell as everyone blew their party horns and shouted:

We denounce you, Lisa

Troglodyte History

From Asylum.com:

Early Man Ate Human Brains

(Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with.)

Human meat -- particularly that of children -- was a regular part of prehistoric man's diet.

An analysis of fossilized bones dating back 800,000 years and found at a site in Spain has placed the butchered remains of children alongside those of bison, deer and other animals man would eat. From the way the human bones were broken, the researchers suspect their nutritious marrow was harvested for food. There is also evidence the brains of the children were consumed by hungry cavemen.

"They (probably) cut the skull for extracting the brain." explained Bermudez de Castro, of the National Research Center on Human Evolution in Spain. "The brain is good for food."

So, if you ever happen to come across a zombie caveman -- which is likely the only kind of caveman you will ever come across -- you really need to run hard and fast.

 From The TrogloPundit's Illustrated Cookbook:

(Click to embiggen.)

Obama Administration Flying High

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The Obamas Campaign in Riverdale

Alternate:

"Barack Hussein Obama! You'd better not be thinkin' about no hope and change for some Jesse Jackson action!"

Tea Party Gangsta Rap

Modern Gansta rap:

(H.T. Lucianne.com.)

Inspiration is All Around You

This post is dedicated to two of my nerdy nephews. Count 'em, one, two.




Watch and go far, boys!

(H.T. Miss Cellania.)

The Politically & Economically Informed Youth

It is always good to see when a young person gains the understanding that 'There's no such thing as a free lunch.'

(H.T. Grandpa Jerry.)

Is the Axis of Fedora Passé?

Some say that the Axis of Fedora now gives the impression of moderate Republicanism. Sure enough they started off cool:

But now, it seems the Axis has gone moderate:

But the newest thing that says, "I am a Tea Party Conservative" is found among the Axis of the Baraboo Chapeau:

I'm Just Trying to Figure Out How to Answer That

This is just too good to pass up.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
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www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party

Is it just me or does that protester being interviewed look like Lance Armstrong?

(H.T. Legal Insurrection.)

Feingold v. Johnson, U.S. Senate CNN Poll Results

Sept. 22, 2010-

Johnson leads Feingold by a 51 to 45 margin among likely Wisconsin voters. The poll was conducted between Sept. 17 and 21, and had a margin of error of +/- 3 percentage points.

Both candidates have solidified their bases, with 94 percent of Democrats and Republicans lining up behind their respective nominees, but Johnson holds a commanding 21-point lead among independent voters. What's more, just two percent of voters are undecided about their vote, leaving Feingold little wiggle room to re-capture a lead.

Good news!

In a related story, in the recent Burripiac/Burmussen Poll, the Burri/Burri ticket trails all rivals by 99 points.

"We're gainin' on 'em, people! Let's keep it going."

Radical Islamists Don't Kill People...

Big Macs Kill People.

Noel Sheppard:

Chatting with Bill Maher on HBO's "Real Time," Moore...

'Hey, how about that McDonald's two blocks from Ground Zero, Bill? That's killed, that's killed more people than the nineteen hijackers.'

Recent Evolution in Political Logos

The Democrats and the Republicans: Three stages of Logo evolution.

PAST

PRESENT

FUTURE

(Tea Party elephant adapted from recent header on No Sheeples Here.)

Life Lessons in Sports & Games

A Green Tea Baggers linebacker plasters a Moderateville RINO receiver trying to cut across the middle:

"You knocked my block off, you racist, sexist, Islamophobic, homophobic, xenophobic bigot!"

Collegiate Humor

I thought these insights from Theo Spark were excellent::

What does the average Univ. of Florida player get on his SATs?
……..Drool.

2. What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room?
……..A full set of teeth.

3. How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
……..Grease her hips and push.

4. How do you get an Ohio State graduate off your porch?
………Pay him for the pizza.

5. How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
……There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

6. Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
….Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

7. What are the longest three years of a Texas Longhorn football player’s life?
……..His freshman year.

8. How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
……..None. That’s a sophomore course.

9. Where was O. J. Headed in the white Bronco?
……. Durham , North Carolina. He knew that the police would never look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner.

10. How do you keep an FSU football player out of your front yard?
Erect a goal post!

11. Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
……..You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

Heh!

Camellia sinensis

This guy is very, very good.

(H.T. Quite Rightly.)

More Democrat Logo Fun

IMAO has found the inspiration for this new Democrat logo:

And they have included some bumper sticker suggestions:

Well, I want to play, too!

(H.T. theblogprof.)

G.O.P. Field of Presidential Hopefuls Wide Open

Donald Douglas titles a recent post 'Wide G.O.P. Field Tests the Waters for 2012 Contest.'

We here wish to be the first to announce:

There are a few minor details to be worked out, however. Even though we have several million of these bumper stickers printed, we have yet to solidify the actual ticket.

Will it be...

-Lance/Todd,
-Todd/Grandpa Steve,
-Grandpa Steve/Lance,
-Lance/Grandpa Steve,
-Grandpa Steve/Todd,
-Todd/Lance?

Even Grandpa Jerry may try to muscle his way onto the ticket although we really are saving him for Secretary of the Navy.

Stacy and Smitty are tabbed for co-Press Secretary.

Paco, Bob Belvedere, Pat Austin, GatorDoug, Chris Kobus, Pundette Jill, Donald Douglas, Carol-No Sheeples, William Jacobson, Chris Wysocki, Fishersville Mike, Real Debate, Left Coast Rebel, Owen (or more hopefully, Wendy), Keith Burgess-Jackson, and Steve Eggleston have all been tabbed for other yet-to-be-invented czar posts.

There are many others that are being debated and vetted. (Although czar candidates need not be vetted.)

One thing is for sure. Grandpa John will NOT be included in the discussion.

President Obama Teaches Constitutional Law

As is his custom on this day every year, President Obama teaches Constitutional law, this year to his White House staff, stressing the importance of the 10th Amendment contained in the living Bill of Rights:

I Am a Lumberjack and I'm OK...

I sleep all night and I work all day.

I could see this guy taking David Obey's place in Congress:



Duffy, you call that a knife?

Perhaps Sean Duffy will be another John Potter:

1858 - Wisconsin Congressman Starts Fight in Legislature

Just before the Civil War, the issue of slavery tore apart the U.S. Congress. On February 8, 1858, Wisconsin Rep. John Potter (considered a backwoods hooligan by Southern aristocrats) leaped into a fight on the House floor. When Potter embarrassed a pro-slavery brawler by pulling off his wig, the gallery shouted that he'd taken a Southern scalp. Potter emerged from the melee covered in blood and marked by slave owners as an enemy.

Two years later, on April 5, 1860, he accused Virginia Rep. Roger Pryor of falsifying the Congressional record. Pryor, feeling his character impugned, challenged Potter to a duel. According to Southern custom, a person challenged had the right to choose weapons. Potter replied that he would only fight with "Bowie knives in a closed room," and his Southern challenger beat a hasty retreat. Republican supporters around the nation sent Potter Bowie knives as a tribute, including this six-foot-long one. [Source: Badger Saints and Sinners by Fred L. Holmes]

(Photo from Wisconsin Historical Society.)

Now there's knife.

Emily Litella Speaks to the Delaware Primary

Jane: "Ms. Litella, what do you think about the recent Delaware Republican Primary?"

Emily: "What's all this I hear about the Delaware Primary? O'Donnell will make a good candidate. Rosie is only slightly less progressive than Mike Castle who is only slightly more moderate than Coons."

Jane: "Emily, it's not Rosie O'Donnell, it's Christine O'Donnell."

Emily: "Oh. That's very different."

"Never mind."

The Conservative Movement is Now Doomed

How can we possibly compete successfully against the new Democrat logo? It's so snappy, clever, artistic, powerful, and alluring.

But, we are fighting back:

Dr. King Answers Karl Rove, Mike Castle, et al.

In 'Letter from a Birmingham Jail', Dr. King speaks to persons like Karl Rove, Mike Castle, and the band of moderate, blue-blood Republicans. (In the place of 'Negro' read 'American.')

I must make two honest confessions to you, my Christian and Jewish brothers. First, I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season." Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. Lukewarm acceptance is much more bewildering than outright rejection.

(H.T. Keith Burgess-Jackson.)

Yard Signs Are Up

ON, WISCONSIN!

On to November!

The response was quick:

  "Thank you, Grandpa Steve and Grandpa Jerry!"