Fishersville Mike Asks a Pertinent Question

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Fishersville Mike, diagnosed as suffering from NFLlockoutitis, has emailed and asks a pertinent question behind statements of fact:

After the Packers v. Bills game, Buffalo released quarterback Trent Edwards.

During the Packers v. Eagles game, the Packers injured Philadelphia quarterback Kevin Kolb. Philadelphia then had to play backup quarterback Michael Vick.

During a playoff game against the Eagles, the Packers injured Michael Vick and another backup was needed.

After the Packers v. Cowboys game, Dallas fired Wade Phillips.

After the Packers v. Vikings game, Minnesota fired Brad Childress.

Four weeks after losing to the Packers, the 49er's coach, Mike Singletary, was fired and replaced.

During the Bears playoff game, the Packers injured Jay Cutler and backup Todd Collins
forcing the Bears to go with 3rd string quarterback Caleb Hanie.

Question:

Is it just me, or did the Packers create more jobs than Obama last year?

Obama's Political Aspirations and Golf

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People often wonder where President Obama's political aspirations originated.

Many North Koreans believe that he has the "magical" ability to "control the weather" based on his mood. In 2010, the North Korean media reported that Kim's distinctive clothing had set worldwide fashion trends...

Also an apparent golfer, North Korean state media reports that Kim routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round. 1

Video of Wisconsin Supreme Court Dustup Released

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Apparently a lot has been unreported:




(Video verified legit by Real Debate.)

Sportscenter's Top Play

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In my 40 year slow pitch softball career I have always have been a singles hitter. I decided to alter my hitting style to see if I could jack one occasionally over the 302 feet fences at Dawson Park here in Janesville. I haven't been able to do it yet, but I'm starting to get close.

This evening I came to bat with the bases loaded and my at bat was caught on video.

British Soccer Hooligans Travel to Madison, WI, to Learn Advanced Techniques

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Said one inspired hooligan, "These 80 year old State Supreme Court Justices make us look like bloody Frenchmen."

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Drawing Down Troops from Afghanistan

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In Wednesday's speech, President Obama stated:

Thanks to our men and women in uniform, our civilian personnel, and our many coalition partners, we are meeting our goals. As a result, starting next month, we will be able to remove 10,000 of our troops from Afghanistan by the end of this year, and we will bring home a total of 33,000 troops by next summer, fully recovering the surge I announced at West Point. After this initial reduction, our troops will continue coming home at a steady pace as Afghan security forces move into the lead. Our mission will change from combat to support. By 2014, this process of transition will be complete, and the Afghan people will be responsible for their own security.

As a reward for their heroic efforts on behalf of the Afghan people will will be sending these troops to exotic Tripoli for some well deserved R and R where there are no hostilities.

Updated Modern Vernacular

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Today's phrase: TWEETING YOUR WEINER

Tweeting your Weiner can refer to any communication, action, or image shown over the internet that the writer/poser considers to be making a cool, heavy, erudite, or sexy statement, but instead backfires to cause viral facepalming.

Usage #1: President Obama's Tweeted His Weiner several times during his speech.

Usage #2: Bridgette O'Brien Tweeted Her Weiner by putting herself in a bike lock headlock in the Wisconsin State Senate gallery to protest Governor Walker's budget bill.

Capitol Police Chief Charles Tubbs calls for a Weiner Detweeter (Koch Brothers product) to help remove bike lock and arrest Ms. O'Brien.

Shocking! Anthony Weiner Pictured with Clothes On!

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Not far off, not far at all!

Arnold Schwarzenegger IS Anthony Weiner's father!

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Obamamotivator

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(Quoted in Paco's Rules for Radical's Manifestos.)
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Thank Goodness Cows Don't Fly

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The TrogloPundit passes along a story he titles Flying bear kills two Canadians in freak accident. Lance uses a quote and comments:

“We don’t see (this) often…”

“Often?” You mean you’ve seen it more than once?

Apparently, similar stories can be told:

Yeah, yeah, it's a moose and not a bear and the driver only suffered a broken wrist, but still...

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The World is not Enough- Has Weiner Gone Extraterrestrial?

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A good deal of the news lately has dealt with the infamous weenie Weiner's wee wiener. As more details continue to emerge, I suspect that we will find, that for Weiner, a wife is not enough, a few internet followers are not enough, and even that the world is not enough.

I strongly expect that Weiner may be a major contributor to SETI thinking that it stands for the Search for Extraterrestrial Teenaged Inamorata.

I have my suspicions that he has been sending signals into space in hopes of gaining even alien followers. The following picture from Google Earth seems to be from Weiner directed toward hot teenaged extraterrestrials:

(Apparently Weiner visited Fairfield College in Hamilton, New Zealand.)

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The Packers Made Green Bay Titletown...

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...The Unionistas want to keep Madison Entitledtown.

(MacIver Institute)

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Weiner Caught, Could Paul Ryan Be Next?

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Fishersvillian Mike tries to bring down Paul Ryan.


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Wednesday Evening Climate Change

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It was a dark and stormy night. The wind knocked out our cable during the Brewer game. The local radio station also carrying the game pre-empted it for local storm updates and damage reports. Blogging was down.

This morning I had to alter my usual path to work:

Retards Interrupt Special Olympics Ceremony

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The Leftist protesters in Wisconsin show off their class.

As Governor Scott Walker spoke at a ceremony to honor state Special Olympians, a group of protesters stood in front of the Olympians dressed as zombies.

(Special Olympians in green t-shirts; retards in white, dressed as zombies.)

(Video courtesy of MacIver Intitute.)

(Facial recognition did not find Paco among the protesters.)

(Lance uses violent rhetoric and calls the protesters 'selfish jerks.')

(Bob is at the lumberyard picking out a proper 2X4.)

(Little Miss Atilla says a bad word to her computer.)

Softball Season Well Under Way

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Although starting the season with high hopes, we started out slowly... and have begun to fade.

Don't even try the left side of this infield. Shortstop Grandpa Steve patrols his domain.

Grandbaby Isabella instructs her Uncle Matt on the finer points of coaching first base.

After the first five games I am batting .778 and have only committed one error. Ho-hum... another batting title and gold glove. Now I gotta build another trophy shelf!

Republican Presidential Primary Starting to Roughen and Tumblen

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Deep in the smoke-filled bowels of primary campaign headquarters things are starting to get down and dirty. Newly minted Michele Bachmann campaign manager/consultant, Ed Rollins rabbit punched possible candidate Sarah Palin, claiming that 'she has not been serious over the last couple of years.'

Likewise, as you know, the Burri/Burri campaign kicked off last September:

As our very large brained campaign committee viewed the growing list of Republican candidates entering the race, none have yet been considered a threat... except perhaps one... a Virginian named Paco.

Knowing that Paco will be big trouble in the Republican primary, our strategists decided that we must act and hit 'im hard. Our investigation of Paco gave us some usable insider information:

BURRI/BURRI 2012

Weiner's Choice

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Although New York Rep. Anthony Weiner (D) continues to refuse to resign, pressure mounts among Democrats for him to do just that.

In order to find a reasonable resolution and bring serenity back to the Democrat Party, Nobelist President Obama is rumored to consider offering a czar position to Rep. Weiner in exchange for his resignation. The President will offer the Wiener Czar post to Rep. Weiner. His duties will include the harassment of corporations such as Wisconsin's Johnsonville Brats for employing persons that supported Scott Walker for Governor of that state. He will also be charged with monitoring the quality of 'wiener shots' sent via Twitter.

President Obama truly is the smartest man in the rubber room.

If President Obama Were a Meteorologist

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Earlier this month while addressing workers at a Chrysler plant, President Obama claimed that we were experiencing 'economic headwinds.'

“We’re facing some tough headwinds,” Obama said. “Lately, it’s high gas prices, the earthquake in Japan and unease about the European fiscal situation. That will happen from time to time.”

If the President were a meteorologist he would have claimed that on May 22, Joplin, Missouri, experienced 'atmospheric headwinds.'

Definitive Proof that the Weiner Wiener Was Faked

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'Cause here is the pic Rep. Weiner sent to Rep. Barney Frank:

Rep. Weiner could positively identify this as himself.

(Bob can recognize a package of Weiner's anywhere, anytime.)