Spread the Guantanamo Bay prisoners around among the states that voted for Obama. I mean, after all, he campaigned on the promise to close Gitmo.And so...
Wisconsin, 10 Obama electoral votes = 7 guestsAre you ready, Baraboo?
“The happy man has two chickens; the wise man shares one with the man who has none. The prudent man reports the happy man to the authorities, so they can wise him up.” -CubanI am now ready for the Age of Aquarius, Hope, and Change.
“A wise man offers his millet to be shared among the village, for his gift will be repaid a thousand times in gratitude. A wiser man takes somebody else’s millet and offers it to the village. Guess what? Same gratitude, and extra millet for good ol’ numero uno.” -Ethiopian
“If you want to travel fast, travel alone. If you want to travel far, travel together. If you want to travel in comfort, fake an ankle sprain and convince the other travelers to carry you.” -Ashanti
“All around us is a dream; the sky above and land we walk. Kangaroo dung is the nightmares.” -Aborigine
“The man who builds his well at a distance soon laments when his wife’s mustache catches fire.” -Khazhak
“Do not waste your time talking to the yak. Because yakkity yak don’t talk back.” -Mongolian
“Even the wisest turtle cannot understand the sea. Get real dude, he’s a f**king turtle.” -Samoan
“The camel has journeyed a thousand miles to reach the oasis palm, and yet he cannot get a date. Not smelling like that, anyway.” -Moroccan
“The blue oyster does not fear the reaper.” -Mulleti
“The single lotus blossom that brushes against river jade can defeat an army of steel fire-dragon. Well, okay, maybe that’s just the opium talking.” -Chinese
“Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. And for god’s sake, bring some deodorant.” -Lao Tse, The Personal Hygiene of War
“The comrade who is late to work will only get the last swig of the vodka. Even then it’s probably half backwash.” -Russian
Sheriff's deputies and investigators have broken a heroin distribution ring that dished out narcotics across more than half of Sullivan County.It was the most popular brand among Democrat street people, intellectuals, and politicians. They preferred it to 'Black Death' and 'Blue Sunshine' 5-1. They are now requesting a bail out.
The alleged dealers were pushing a variety of heroin that they called "Obama." Chaboty said dealers are known to stamp the glassine wax paper that carries the heroin with brand names — like "Black Death" or "Blue Sunshine" — so that users can identify their preferred brands. This drug ring's stamp happened to carry the new president's surname.
The bottom line is that taxation without representation is bad, but taxation with representation is worse.
He said that the only way to tackle terrorism is through prevention. The head of the Tibetan government-in-exile left the audience stunned when he said "I love President George W Bush."To paraphrase, 'We are all George W. Bush now. Kill those b*@tards.'
Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan , was being interviewed by a French journalist and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting.
The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one who killed my brother?' "
Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French."
The interview ended at that point.
Burris Cleared to Take Senate SeatLike they could stop us if they tried.
Democrats to swear in BurrisUm...I think they mean “at.”
As the Manager of a small business that employs 80 people, I have finally resigned to the fact that Barrack Obama will be our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for the tax increases I figure our customers will have to see a price increase of about 8%, but due to the dismal state of our economy we can't increase prices right now, so we'll have to lay off 7 of our employees instead. This problem has really been eating at me, as I believe we're all family here and I just don't know how to choose who will have to go. Everyone has families and our employees are good people.
So this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found 7 Obama `08 bumper stickers on our employees' cars, and decided that these employees will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change, so I gave it to them.
If you have a better idea, let me know.
Sincerely, a small business owner.
-A culture that has one or more socio-economic problems that do not respond to heroic legislation or that follow an unusual course that is persistent, puzzling and unexplained.My psychiatrists have commissioned our biologists and physiologists to produce a vaccine to inoculate our countrymen from this destructive disease. Their battle cry is "For the Children."
-Editorial or propagandist findings that are highly unusual, discrepant with history, or physically or clinically impossible.
-A politician who appears to be knowledgeable and/or fascinated with societal details and mainstream media gossip, appears to enjoy the elite environment, and expresses interest in the details of other plebian problems.
-A highly attentive politician who is reluctant to leave their society's side and who themselves seem to require constant attention.
-A politician who appears to be unusually calm in the face of serious difficulties in their culture's downward course while being highly supportive and encouraging of the lawmakers,
OR one who is angry, devalues alternate opinions, and demands further intervention, more procedures, acquiescent opinions, and transfers to other, more sophisticated, cultures.
-The signs and symptoms of a culture’s troubles do not occur in the politician’s absence.
-A cultural history of similar or unexplained ailments in the presence of like-minded politicians.
-A politician with symptoms often worse than their culture's that itself is puzzling and unusual.
-A politician who constantly reports dramatic, negative events, such as global warming, cultural doom and gloom, or being despised by other cultures, that affect them while their society is undergoing legislative treatment.
-A politician who seems to have an insatiable need for adulation or who makes self-serving efforts for public acknowledgment of their wisdom and abilities.
116. In addition, in the course of the conversations over the last month ROD BLAGOJEVICH has spent significant time weighing the option of appointing himself to the open Senate seat, and has expressed a variety of reasons for doing so, including frustration at being "stuck" as governor, a belief that he will be able to obtain greater resources if he is indicted as a sitting Senator as opposed to a sitting governor, and a desire to remake his image in consideration of a possible run for President in 2016, avoid impeacment by the Illinois legislature, make corporate contacts that would be of value to him after leaving public office, facilitate his wife's employment as a lobbyist, and assist in generating speaking fees should he decide to leave public office.My new bumpersticker:
...Unfortunately, if you get your news from the mainstream media- the television networks and the Times and so on- much of what you've heard has been distorted or is downright untrue. You know how that goes. If I had been some left-leaning crackpot who blamed America for being under attack, no doubt they'd have portrayed me as a hero...It was very good. I had a hard time putting it down and finished it in one day.
But because I'm a political conservative and, even worse, a believing Christian, the networks and the Times and all the rest have consistently depicted me as small-minded and pinch-hearted, a bigot and an ill-educated fool.
