Nazi Teabagging Buses Driven by Andrew Breitbart Attack Food Pantry For the Poor.
Today's Breakfast Had to Be Cancelled
Women, Children, and Minorities Hardest Hit
[...] Leaders of the Republican Party, they called the passage of this bill “Armageddon.” (Laughter.) Armageddon. “End of freedom as we know it.”The Bunker, Berlin, Germany, March, 1945
So after I signed the bill, I looked around to see if there any -- (laughter) -- asteroids falling or -- (applause) -- some cracks opening up in the Earth. (Laughter.) It turned out it was a nice day. (Laughter.) Birds were chirping. Folks were strolling down the Mall.[...]
[...]The Allies, they called the rise of the Third Reich 'Armageddon.' (Nervous titter) Armageddon. 'The end of civilization as we know it.'
So after I signed the order to fix the Jewish problem, I looked around the see if there were any --(Nervous titter)-- asteroids falling or --(fidgety clapping)-- some cracks opening up in the Earth. (Nervous giggles) It turned out it was a nice day. (Nervous titters with ducking) A rain storm's thunder announces the life-giving rain's approach. Crickets were chirping. Folks were healthfully jogging in the streets. [...]
Farm equipment maker Deere expects after-tax expenses to rise by $150 million this year as a result of the health care reform law President Barack Obama signed this week. [...]However, Barack 'The Great & Compassionate One' Obama has offered helpful suggestions to corporations like John Deere to keep them viable and competitive with the other industrializing third world economies.
Caterpillar said on Wednesday it would take a $100 million after-tax charge to earnings in the first quarter because the new law will lower its tax deductions. [...]
The law could raise expenses for large U.S. employers. Industrial companies, which typically have large numbers of retirees, may be among those facing the biggest bill. Caterpillar had argued before the legislation passed that health reform would put it at a disadvantage against global competitors.
"O Holy Saint Joseph,
Please pray for us to pass ObamessiahCare so that we may mercifully and compassionately rip unwanted babies to pieces, burn their skin off with saline, or pith the spinal cords and suck their brains out while they are being born. All at taxpayer expense, of course.
If the Romans in Bible times had had ObamessiahCare, the impoverished Mary wouldn't have been forced to carry her unwanted bastard child to full term. The aborted baby Jesus wouldn't have had to suffer being despised and rejected by men. He wouldn't have become a man of sorrows and familiar with suffering. Fetus Jesus wouldn't have to endure being stricken by God, smitten, afflicted, pierced, crushed, and otherwise wounded. He wouldn't have suffered the slaughter of crucifixion.
Jesus did not grow to make much money to be rich so that he could be properly taxed so he was also pretty much useless to the rest of humanity anyway.
Saint Joseph, please help us in this very Christian cause.
This we pray in Obama's name.
Amen"
Man used penis to assault female police officer
I had my own office, my own secretary, money in the bank... I would catch my reflection in the elevator doors-see myself in a suit and tie, a briefcase in my hand-and for a split second I would imagine myself as a captain of industry, barking out orders, closing the deal, before I remembered who it was that I had told myself I wanted to be and felt pangs of guilt for my lack of resolve... I felt the idea of becoming an organizer slipping away from me.
On March 3, a handful of activists from Zdravmol, a youth organization and a joint project of the Federal Agency for Youth Policy and the obstreperous youth movement Nashi, gathered in front of a Moscow McDonald’s and chanted: “Thank you, McDonald’s, for our 11th ranking.” They were venting their anger at one of Russia’s poorest medal tallies ever at a Winter Olympics – only three golds at the Vancouver games.
