This is just too funny not to repost:
(Taken from If Only She Has Applied Herself)
“We make men without chests and we expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and we are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful."- C.S. Lewis in The Abolition of Man
"I think we ought to suspend, perhaps, elections for Congress for two years and just tell them we won't hold it against them, whatever decisions they make, to just let them help this country recover. I really hope that someone can agree with me on that," Perdue said. "You want people who don't worry about the next election."All this indignation is quite misplaced, however. Governor Perdue was just telling a joke. Here's what she really is angling toward:
"I think President Obama ought to disband, perhaps, Congress for two years and confer with his own Administration's advisers, cabinet, czars, Warren Buffett, and other crony capitalist millionaires/billionaires. We will just tell them we won't hold it against them, whatever decisions they make, to just let them help this country recover. I really hope that someone can agree with me on that," Perdue said. "You want people who don't worry about the next election."Now, isn't that more reasonable?
Prof Matthew Gage said: “By generating inbred populations, we were able to create real risks of high genetic incompatibility between reproducing males and females, and expose the mechanisms that females possess to promote fertilization by the most compatible males and their sperm.
'These exciting results show how this common but paradoxical mating pattern can evolve if females use it to avoid reproducing with genetically incompatible males.
'Exactly how females filter the most compatible sperm is not yet understood. They might simply mate more frequently, and allow the ‘best sperm to win’, which would work if winning sperm are from males who have themselves avoided inbreeding depression.
'Or they might choose to mate most with the less related males, perhaps using olfactory cues, thereby concentrating their sperm stores from those males.
On Thursday, House leaders will pay tribute to Rep. Charles Rangel (D-N.Y.), less than a year after the House formally censured the former chairman of the Ways and Means Committee.
Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) will speak at a ceremony to unveil Rangel’s official portrait as chairman of the storied committee, which the longtime New York Democrat led from 2007 until March 2010, when party leaders pressured him to give up the post amid a growing ethics scandal.
So they publicly release a picture with the President waving his hand in front of that other guy’s face?Well, as usual, I have the answer.
Why? Are you telling me they only took one picture? In this day and age? They didn’t have any other versions that don’t make the president look insensitive, clueless, and rude?
On MSNBC?
“$250,000 makes you really rich in Mississippi but it doesn’t make you rich at all in New York and there ought to be some kind of scale based on the cost of living on how much you pay,” Schumer said.
-Attractive, beautiful women such as Hollywood starlets have a wealth of sensuality that the vast majority of poor, unattractive males and lesbians have never before been able to participate in and enjoy. At the 50% wealth tax rate, these starlets will redistribute 50% of their sexual encounters with the impoverished homely masses. A vagina becomes taxable capital. There's some stimulus! Pass this bill!One will find many more such taxation with redistribution clauses in this 4,000 page legislation. Those you will find out after you Pass this Bill.
-If a woman has a wealthy pair of perky and shapely breasts, one will compassionately be redistributed to those with saggy, misshapen ones.
-50% of the wealthy's teeth will be redistributed to Southern White Christian Rednecks.
-The 50% redistribution also includes kidneys, hair, eyes, digits, hands, arms, legs, buttocks, and ovaries. If you have two, share.
-The 50% redistribution of real estate will require that the poor, homeless, and undocumented will be able to squat on the rich's property. President Obama's Chicago home as well as those of Al Gore, Michael Moore, and Nancy Pelosi are a good examples. The poor will also be able to partake in the redistribution of 50% of the rich's dinners. (Not including Obamaville soup kitchens and bread lines.)
-University professors will redistribute 50% of their educational wealth, turning their PhD's into Bachelors degrees so everyone in the nation will have a college degree. Pass this bill!
A state trooper ticketed 36-year-old Azael Brodhead after he drove by Walker's house day after day, week after week, blowing his car horn, sticking his middle finger out of his sunroof and shouting "Recall Walker." Brodhead told the trooper he was simply exercising his 1st Amendment rights.Azael Broadhead, recall your head from you butt!